People are always asking “Lee, do you watch anything other than American Idol?” and “Lee, how do you find time to watch anything other than American Idol?” and “Lee, how do you find the time to be so god damned handsome and still have time to blog?” and “Lee, what other websites do you frequent?” Well, I thought I’d take a stab at answering a couple of these questions.
First, how do I have time to watch anything other than American Idol? The answer, quite simply, is TiVo. If you don’t have TiVo, you don’t understand the hpye. If you do have TiVo, you can’t imagine life without it. I can watch an entire episode of American Idol in like 7 minutes, and that includes watching to see if Ryan plays grab-ass with any of the contestants. If you don’t have TiVo, it’s time you get on board. And I’m not talking about that Comcast or DirecTV knockoff bullshit. Get the real thing. It’s way better. Also, I own the stock, and if you don’t buy a TiVo, there’s a chance the stock may go to zero, then I’ll have to sell my house and live in my parking spot.
Second, what other shows do I watch? Well, here’s a run down, by night, of what I watch.
Monday – Gossip Girl, 24, CSI: Miami, Monday Night Football (if applicable)
Tuesday – TiVo backlog, 90210, American Idol, Real World (tivo’d)
Wednesday – American Idol, TiVo backlog, anything in HD
Thursday – The Office, 30 Rock, CSI, Bathtastic (as of last night – Barry, check this one out)
Friday – Nothing
Saturday – NASCAR
Sunday – NASCAR, Football
Throw in some This Old House, New Yankee Workshop, SportsCenter, NascarNow, American Choppers, Arrested Development and a bunch of other stuff, and it’s quite a lineup. Thanks to TiVo, watching everything takes like a total of 43 minutes. Leaving me plenty of time to work on this crummy blog.