For a brief moment during the show, I thought this blog was just about going to write itself. I could barely contain my excitement. Unfortunately, the judges Bugs Bunnied my ass, so then I had to sit here and think of something else to blog about. So, I figured I’d share a few thoughts and then make my predictions for tomorrow night.
First, I have no idea who got voted off last week. That usually means they should have been gone long ago. Second, Simon never claps. He clapped for Danny Gokey. That has to mean something, right? Third, as much as I don’t value what Kara says, she is a real treat to look at. Next to that crack whore Paula, it’s like putting Giselle next to Bridget Moynihan. Just a different league. Fourth, I think when the judges watch back the show, they’ll realize that Allison’s dress didn’t have as much impact as they thought. Fifth, I don’t get why Matt was practically in the audience being swarmed by teenie boppers. Finally, there’s such a clear line between the top and bottom of the remaining contestants, they may as well just vote like 5 people off tomorrow night, make the show only another 4 weeks, and change “24” to like “36”, and see if Jack Bauer can make an additional 12 hours without taking a shit.
Prediction for 4/1*
Bottom 3 – Adam, Danny, Kris
Voted off – Adam