Guest Blog: The Leap

gellesnunAndrew Gelles here, doing the guest-blogging thing, trying to help a friend out and get the Idol recap to you.

After saving Matt Giraud last week, Simon threw the hammer down that two people would be eliminated this week, disco week! It was apparent right away that the Fox producers realized that there was some anger that the show was running long every week, so we dispensed with “guest-mentor” and intros and got right to the singing. Thank goodness! (P.S. The show still ran 90 seconds over)

So without further ado, tonight’s re-cap….

-Lil Rounds kicked things off singing Chaka Khan’s “I’m Every Woman”, and let’s just say, it was not good. Why did we all think Lil was going to take this thing by storm a couple months back? Lil clearly peaked in the Top 36 round and is only around because she is just barely better than the competition that has been eliminated in the past few weeks. One other thing, why is Lil the only one who feels the need to defend herself after she gets trashed by the judges? Take it like a pro and hope for the best. No one won Idol by begging for it.

-Kris Allen went second and sang his version of “She Works Hard for the Money”. There is a point during the Top 12 round when everyone who ends up becoming a success makes what I call “The Leap”. By this point, everyone is at least good. At some point, you have to be great. Tonight Kris Allen was great. I don’t know if someone else has done this version before or not, but I loved it and thought it stood alone as the best performance of the night (Take that Lambert-ites!) Kris made great use of a Disco theme that didn’t fit his strengths and hit a home run.
Paula, of course, needed to make a metaphor, that just led to an awkward exchange about cross-dressing. (Editor’s Note: Did you see the prior post with the latest Adam Lambert Drag Picture?) To me, the best part of Idol is watching Simon’s face when Paula is talking, because he doesn’t understand what she is saying either.

-Danny Gokey sang next with EW&F’s “September”. It was average at best. I’ve heard better versions at weddings. The judges all loved him and Simon brought everyone back down to reality when he said it was good, but lacked star-power.
Speaking of Simon, I can’t stand the fact that he gets booed every week. He is the only one who tells it like it is and he gets zero respect on the show. Can you think of another game-show (yes, Idol is a gameshow, get over it) where the host gets booed every week? Imagine if the crowd booed Alex Trebek every time someone got an answer wrong on Jeopardy. Blows my mind.
Back to Tuesday….

-Alison….sang something I don’t remember. I liked it though and am bothered that she is so young yet is wearing tight leather. She looked good though. Reminds me a bit of Pink. The judges “didn’t like the song, but liked it.” (Re-watch, that’s essentially what they said.) Simon was right on the money….brilliant performance.

-Adam Lambert, back in the suit, trying to counteract any effect the cross-dressing pics might have on his image. Who cares dude? Elton John cross-dressed, so did Bowie and Jagger. Lambert has this thing locked up and is in an entirely different league than everyone else. It’s almost not fair. I don’t even remember what he sang, I just remember being mesmerized. P.S. His primal screams occasionally freak me out.

-Matt Giraud must have been obligated to sing “Stayin’ Alive” this week, right? The song was OK, not great. I am still amazed the judges used their save on someone even they are metze-metze on.

-Anoop, your beard really brought out your huge eyebrows (which I didn’t notice until this week). Oh, and Don Johnson called, he needs his suit back for a Miami Vice re-shoot. Shouldn’t a song called “Dance the Night Away” make me want to dance? I was not moved.

Lil and Anoop are gone this week. Nice to know ya. Hope you enjoyed the guest blog….comments are welcome, what did you think of the singers this week? Did you notice Motley Crue’s Vince Neil in the audience?

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10 Responses to “Guest Blog: The Leap”

  1. Arleen Smith Says:

    nice recap mr. gelles! now i know there are 3 of us who like kris! when is idol going to get him a decent stylist though? 1st time i actually enjoyed adam’s performance- cat wailing was kept to a minimum- lol

  2. marcy kaufman Says:

    You forgot to address Paula’s comment about some women shop in the men’s department but men don’t usually shop in the women’s department and that Chris is a good shopper…….does she suffer from some sort of mental illness?
    Trying not to be partial of course, Gelles that was a great guest blog report!

  3. Tania Says:

    Great report. Didn’t get to see the show, so, thanks!

  4. Carolyn Says:

    This is my first time responding to this blog. Andrew, your recap was excellent. I totally agree with you with regard to the frequent booing of simon. I agree with him about 95% of the time and I appreciate and am amused by his straightforward responses. I think the show would be a sloppy mess without him.

    Laughed and loved your analysis of Anoop.

  5. Elaine Says:

    First of all, Gelles, great outfit! Can I borrow it for Halloween? Good job on the comments, and I agree for the most part. However, I actually think they “boo” Simon Because they respect and like him! It’s all part of the game……let’s face it, the show would be way less interesting without him in it. And, you’re right, he’s the only one who gives an honest critique, tho, sometimes he can be off. And of course, LOVE that Adam!!!!!!! Oh, have I already made that crystal clear??????

  6. Nomad Says:

    i’m still pulling for Danny, though I admit he needs to turn it up a notch at this point in the season

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